Nick Jagger

I loved you in Winning London and Holiday in the Sun Why don’t you two come over? And have a little fun You two are the bomb, you’re a pretty sight I’ll invite you over, and we’ll fill my house tonight The cops they call it abduction But I just think its seduction Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty! I don’t care which is which, you are two of a kind You both are so good, you blow more than my mind I don’t need no love, don’t need no affection But baby it takes two, To give me an erection Sex with you is on my day planner So stay away from Dan Tanner Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty! Now that you're both 16, I bet you drive a lot Can I please park my car, in your parking lot? Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!