I was looking for a diet
I found PETA, thought I'd try it
Now instead of eating animals
I turned into a cannibal
Now I don't eat steak or veal
But I can still have a tasty meal
I like the taste of flesh
Its an acquired taste I guess
Its been six months since I started
People think I'm retarded
Veggie burgers taste like shit
But humans well make up for it
I don't hurt plants or trees
I feel like I've got a disease
The fish stay in the sea
The hippies all like me
Its hard not to savor
The taste of my neighbor
The cops are after me
Because I'm always hungry
I was looking for a diet
I found PETA, thought I'd try it
Now instead of eating animals
I turned into a cannibal