I was hittin' the slopes today
When I hear Ricky say
I would do a flip off that ramp
If I didn't have such a bad cramp
That I got in a mosh-pit
In the front row of a concert by Lit
Ricky Boland is so cool
He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool
There is nothing that he wont do
'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you
Mike Williams is so rad
[he's] Got a superhero for a dad
He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too
Cause he's Mike Williams and not you
I was hangin' in the band room today
When I heard Mike Williams say
Do you know 50 Cent?
He's related to my cousin Eminem
Who produced for Jay-Z
I got a shout out on his CD
Ricky Boland is so cool
He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool
There is nothing that he wont do
'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you
Mike Williams is so rad
[he's] Got a superhero for a dad
He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too
Cause he's Mike Williams and not you (x2)