the streets aren't lined with shitty snow
its 90 degrees, not 20 below
the AC is broke, o what a bummer
fuck you, fuck you, christmas summer
hit the beach, get a tan
build an igloo made of sand
it's july, where the fuck are my presents?
fuck you i'm santa, you're all peasants
santa needs a vacation
jingle bells 3 on the radio station
santa needs some R+R
merry fucking christmas you fucking retards
christmas (christmas)
christmas summer
it's a christmas (christmas)
christmas summer
it's a christmas (christmas)
christmas summer
it's a christmas (christmas)
christmas summer