i am the santa
we are christmas
now you gotta listen
listen to our wishes
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
number 1
santa wants beer and guns
number 2
time share in honolulu
number 3
bad santa 3 on DVD
number 4
dont wanna make toys no more
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
number 5
wish jesus was still alive
number 6
the world could use a few less nicks
number 7
bread should be leavened
number 8
wanna lose some weight
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
number 9
christmas should be all the time
number 10
black beard, just for men
number 11
no more stairway to heaven
number 12
sell more elves on shelves
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
ho-ho, ho-ho-ho