I had a dream that the world was flat
Your house was teetering on the edge
With one foot in space the other on the ledge
I guess Columbus was right
Left!
Right!
East, West, North and South!
Wrong!
Right!
I don't know!
Whaddya mean the world is flat?
The newspapers all wrote
But they ignored the scattering antelope
Wishy washy like soap
Soap!
Nope!
On a rope
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!