Fuck George Forman, I like ‘em greasy
20 parts lean 80 parts beefy
Mad cow disease I don’t give a shit
15 years and I still live with it
Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)
I like you ground up on a bun
Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)
You taste better with A1
Hamburgers morning noon and night
Hamburgers what a tasty delight
Hamburgers patty full of flavor
Hamburgers the taste that I savor
Fuck veggie burgers and vegetarians
I get my food from veterinarians
Gotta feed the cows well before they kill them
Slaughter and pack them and then you grill em
Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)
I like you ground up on a bun
Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)
You taste better with A1
Hamburgers morning noon and night
Hamburgers what a tasty delight
Hamburgers patty full of flavor
Hamburgers the taste that I savor
I don’t watch my calories
I don’t count my carbs
I don’t overcook
Cause I’m not a retard