guess who i am?
too old
to keep in under control
too fat
at risk of a heart attack
creepy
kids are afraid of me
i am ed hickey
too drunk
to keep it up
too broke
to buy a bag of coke
too wack
no respect, never pay you back
i am dan pokorak
too dumb
got an iq of 51
too small
no music scene at all
no fun
not safe to walk or run
i am binghamton
this little town
couldn't get any lamer
unless they made
ed hickey the mayor
maybe the fires would cause an improvement
burn down the trash and the stuck up students