the other day i was walkin down the street
and i saw this thing that was really neat
the thing i saw was a frog
the next day i bought it and fed it egg nog
when i got home i was reading a book
my frog jumped on me and took a look
i gave him a piece of bread
he jumped on my head and said
YOU'RE A SUCKER!
so i threw him in the toilet
then i decided to boil it
he's not my frog anymore
not my frog anymore
(i said) he's not my frog anymore
not my frog no more