well i'm a bad motherfucker
and i always am pissed off
and if you don't pay my band
we're gonna talk shit for eons
jims don't ever hold back
just ask dan pokorak
you owe us money times ten
so give us some beer again
if you don't give us beer this is what we'll do to ya
jump down your throat like christina hanula
you are my beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
get me a beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
all of binghamton owes us beer
you're lucky that we are here
we could be playing somewhere else
nick rubenstein looks like an elf
you make art, that's nice
i'll have a triple jameson twice
all your fuckin' art looks like junk
i don't fuckin care i'm tryin to get drunk
if you don't give us beer then we'll get really mad
we'll gang fuck your mom and we'll beat up your dad
you are my beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
get me a beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
get me a beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
binghamton is our beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!