christmas morning

can never been more pleasant

than getting drunk

off of my christmas presents



six packs for christmas

cover all of my wishes

nothings more delicious

six packs for christmas



opening presents while intoxicated

is more difficult than you would think



christmas evening

i caused some complications

throwing up

on the christmas decorations



six packs for christmas

cover all of my wishes

nothings more delicious

than six packs for christmas