the other day i was walkin down the street

and i saw this thing that was really neat

the thing i saw was a frog

the next day i bought it and fed it egg nog



when i got home i was reading a book

my frog jumped on me and took a look

i gave him a piece of bread

he jumped on my head and said

YOU'RE A SUCKER!



so i threw him in the toilet

then i decided to boil it

he's not my frog anymore

not my frog anymore

(i said) he's not my frog anymore

not my frog no more