Fuck You & the Xmas Trees - S.S.F.D. (click to listen)
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this has nothing to do with presents
there's nothing worse than your kids
get on your knees and make a wish
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gotta go to every house
and be sneakier than a mouse
it's an ancient elfish trick
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i've been working for free for way too long
your cookies taste like shit
your parenting went all wrong
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wont be any need for mistletoe
you suburban housewife ho
now say a prayer to old saint nick
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santa doesn't even care if you're black or white
only gets to have fun for just one night
so if you ever want presents again
better do what santa says
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