Fuck You & the Xmas Trees - Brand New Santa (click to listen)

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santa, santa, santa, santa

little kids are gathering round

santa, santa, santa, santa

how come he's not moving now?



everybody stand back

santa had a heart attack

santa's bleeding from his head

sorry kids but santa's dead



santa, santa, need a new santa

christmas is in question now

santa, santa, need a new santa

we need to get our gifts somehow



someone's taking santa's place

wear his suit and take his face

adopting his unhealthy ways

death will come in 30 days



santa, santa, brand new santa

found this guy right off the street

santa, santa, brand new santa

promise him something to eat



santa gained 200 pounds

his sleigh can't get off the ground

christmas is in question now

santa's not coming to town

 

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