AAHHHH - 13 Ways to Die
It's my fantasy
To drown myself in the red sea
It would be cool
To bring a toaster in the pool
And it would be nice
To stab myself with a butter knife
And it would be cute
To sky dive without a parachute
Wanna die?
Give suicide a try!
It’s a nice day
To play in traffic on the freeway
It would be sweet
To eat 10 lbs of stale raw meat
I could surely cope
With eating a few bars of soap
And I wont say nope
To hanging myself with a rope
Wanna die?
Give suicide a try!
So many ways to die
Too bad I only get one try
It would really rock
To get my head smashed with a cinderblock
What I should try next
Is drink a gallon of windex
It would be good
To be impaled by a piece of wood
Whats more fun
Than being shot with a big gun?
It’d give me shrills
To take boxes of sleeping pills
Wanna die?
Give suicide a try!