AAHHHH - 13 Ways to Die

It's my fantasy

To drown myself in the red sea

It would be cool

To bring a toaster in the pool

And it would be nice

To stab myself with a butter knife

And it would be cute

To sky dive without a parachute

 

Wanna die?

Give suicide a try!

 

It’s a nice day

To play in traffic on the freeway

It would be sweet

To eat 10 lbs of stale raw meat

I could surely cope

With eating a few bars of soap

And I wont say nope

To hanging myself with a rope

 

Wanna die?

Give suicide a try!

 

So many ways to die

Too bad I only get one try

 

It would really rock

To get my head smashed with a cinderblock

What I should try next

Is drink a gallon of windex

It would be good

To be impaled by a piece of wood

Whats more fun

Than being shot with a big gun?

It’d give me shrills

To take boxes of sleeping pills

 

Wanna die?

Give suicide a try!

 

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